The BITS Inspector ®

Bitsi-Lite Publishing

The BITS Inspector ®

The BITS Inspector™, aka Bitsi, or just Bisi to his friends, is a family man above all, a scientist in the field of wireless communications, a passionate IT professional and businessman, and a crime fighter. He’s committed to the protection of the world at large, with a special focus on the safety, peace, and happiness, indeed, the future, of humankind.

The BITS Inspector ®

The world’s leading IT crime fighter, Bitsi combats a fierce cyber-attack. Someone is stealing billions.

Unexpectedly and abruptly, the tables spin wildly. During a deadly exchange, Bitsi’s business partner is violently abducted, yet the true danger remains hidden, taunting. With the death toll rising, the clock devouring the hours, and few open options, Bitsi plans a risky rescue. But how long before Death wins, and we all lose?

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The ABRIGD – A Gibberish Dictionary. A free publication describing the meaning of the Gibberish words used in A Bisi Day!

One day it was bound to happen, wasn’t it? A universally spoken language, just one, uttered by all. What a crying shame it turned out to be Gibberish. On the other hand, what did we expect? For decades, it was predicted that IT would take over everything; it was our destiny, wasn’t it? But our language, too? Oh, my Lord-IT, what were we thinking?

This abridged dictionary will reveal the mystery of Gibberish and help you understand all the mumbo jumbo.

The Abridged ABRIGD – A Gibberish Dictionary, the concise version. A free publication describing the meaning of the Gibberish words used in A Bisi Day!

The Sissy oBIG-AM-I BITS is set to PUKE for a FLAPPING MAD-ONNA-MAGIC COMMINGS that leads to MAD-NESS and the largest DOLLY-disappearing TRICC since the wwoopsi-net went WOWI.

What a load of old (perfect) Gibberish. The Abridged ABRIGD provides a no-nonsense fast-track understanding of such exceptionally rare examples of incredible Gibberish: It’s a simplified Gibberish dictionary.

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